a wrinkle in....

When I say our kids see and hear everything, I literally mean they see and hear everything.  I chalk it up to part of his Autism Super Powers, but today he struggled to use them for good!  

We were riding in the car and I was chewing gum.  I could feel this man-sized-observer in the seat next to me staring a hole through my head.  I figured it was leading nowhere good, so I ignored.  At the next light, I turned to look at him and he whipped his head in the opposite direction while snorting to hold back a laugh.  Happened a block later and the light after that.

I asked what he was doing and he could barely talk. 

"BWAHAHAHAHA" (I hear).  Leg slaps included, just for added impact.  

"What?" I asked. 

"Your mustache has wrinkles, now!  BWAHAHAHAHA!" 

"I asked what on earth?"  He answered that I have wrinkles from my lips now like an "old lady grandma."  I tried to save myself and told him the wrinkles were from 40 years of playing flute and piccolo and don't have a mustache. I really tried to stay calm and not crack up.  

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!  Does your mustache get in the way of playing flute?" 

This isn't exactly a One Minute Miracle, but many connections were made during this conversation, admittedly at my expense.  

I'll let you all know where to get the cheapest botox and a close shave.